I Like To Put A Stake In

You Know What Amazes Me About Ufo's? They Never Land At The White House. They Always Land At Laramie, Wyoming. Thiry Miles Out, Where They're Seen By One Farmer.

Don't You Think It Would Be Better To Legalize Victimless Crimes Like Drugs & Prostitution & Divert The Resources To More Important Things Like The Rapes & Assaults & Things Like That?

I'm The Worst Person To Be Stuck With In A Traffic Jam.

I'm Having As Much Fun Today As I Did When I Made $55 A Week, Because It Is As Much Fun

I Would Like To Ask Him If He Was Indeed Virgin Born, Because The Answer To That Question Would Define History.