I Like To Play Small Clubs.

I Don't Remember Moses Writing, 'thou Shalt Not Kill.. Unless You Think You Have A Good Reason.

I Smoke Pot Every Day, And I Love It!

Vaporizers Are Good For Your Lungs. Cigarette Smoke Will Kill You. I Never Heard Of Anybody Dying From Marijuana Smoke. Vaporizers I Think Are Smarter.

I Like Marijuana Because It Keeps Me From Killing People. And I Think There Are A Lot Of People Out There Who Are Just Like Me. The Reason It's Not Legal Is Because Most People Get Up In The Morning And Get High, Then Forget To Go Out And Vote For It.

My Doctor Tells Me I Should Start Slowing It Down - But There Are More Old Drunks Than There Are Old Doctors So Let's All Have Another Round.