I Like To Do 'garfield Mondays': Lasagna

When You Look At Pictures Of Me, The Longer My Hair Is, The Longer My Facial Hair Is, That's Just The Longer I Haven't Gotten A Job.

I Just Feel Like, If I Drink, I Want To Drink A Case Of Beer And Not Two Beers. Two Beers Doesn't Do Anything For Me.

I Surprised Myself With My Ability To Run. It's Kind Of Like Tippy Toe Running. I Would Not Be Able To Outrun Indominus Rex, But With Enough Practice I Might Be Able To Make It 40 Or 50 Feet Before I Was Killed.

People Have Told Me I Look Like Gordon Lightfoot.

I Was Confident And In Good Shape When I First Came To L.a. But Nobody Would Cast Me In Any Well Written Roles. People Assumed Based On My Looks I Was An Asshole And A One Trick Pony. They Never Let Me Improv Or Do Comedy. It Wasn't Until I Built A Shlubby Exterior, Which Stood In Stark Contrast To My Inner Confidence That People Gave Me Room To Play.