People Have Told Me I Look Like

Leslie, I Typed Your Symptoms Into The Thing Up Here And It Says You Could Have Network Connectivity Problems.

I've Always Been A Little Soft. I Like To Eat.

I Like To Do 'garfield Mondays': Lasagna And Napping In A Box.

I Think Any Man Over 250 Pounds Rollerblading Is Instant Hilarity. There's Nothing Funnier Than A Giant, Grown Man Rollerblading.

You Know, I Just Tend To Grow My Beard Out For 'parks And Rec.' As An Actor It's Always Easier To Shave Or Cut Your Hair For A Role, But It's Hard To Put Fake Hair On Or Grow Hair For A Role. When You Look At Pictures Of Me, The Longer My Hair Is, The Longer My Facial Hair Is, That's Just The Longer I Haven't Gotten A Job.