I Like The Energy Of Live Performance.

I Didn't Belong When I Was In High School. Now People Are Trying To Buy Lips.

I Don't Think Somebody Can Just, Like, Wave A Magic Wand And Make You A Star.

They Want Families To Come To New York And Go To The Theater, So The Theater Is All Geared Toward Family Entertainment. It's Money, You Know.

I Don't Consider Myself A Comic But A Performer. A Comic Tells Bad Jokes.

I Think Bush Is Amateurish And Self-serving, And Frankly, It's Disgusting.