I Like Smart Jokes, I Like Dumb

I Came Out Wanting To Be An Actor. From My First View Of The World, That's What I Wanted To Be. I'm Made Of 99 Percent Ham And 1 Percent Water. I Was Just Cooked That Way!

While It Is Nice To Be Discovered, It's Much Better To Discover Yourself.

The Interesting Thing About Life Is, There Is What You Think Is Going To Happen, And What Actually Happens.

Silly Is You In A Natural State, And Serious Is Something You Have To Do Until You Can Get Silly Again.

Uh Oh, This Guy Needs Coffee And Croolers Stat.