I Like Smart Jokes, I Like Dumb

If I Went By All The Rejection I've Had In My Career, I Should Have Given Up A Long Time Ago.

I Once Thought I Had Mono For An Entire Year. It Turned Out I Was Just Really Bored.

Marriage Can Be Viewed As The Waiting Room For Death.

I Feel Entirely Grateful And Appreciative Of Being Able To Make Something Up And Do It, And I'm Very Grateful How Well It's Gone. I'm A Guy From Toronto Who Just Wanted To Be An Actor Since He Was Eight So It's All Kind-of Crazy. Shrek Has Been Wonderfully Successful, It Did Really Well In The States, And So It's Magical To Me, Still. I'm Still That Kid From Toronto.

Uh Oh, This Guy Needs Coffee And Croolers Stat.