I Like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, Screw The

I Had A Very Easy Time Loving An Audience. But When It's One-on-one With Somebody, All I Wanted To Do Was Run Away, Because Maybe They're Going To Want Something From Me I Can't Give, Or They're Going To Hurt Me.

Comedy Is The Ultimate Anarchist.

I'm A Pretty Solid Christian. But Even As An Altar Boy, I Was Always Asking The Bigger Questions--you Know: If God Is, In Fact, Good, What Is All This Death I See? And If God Is Gentle, What Is All This Suffering I See? I've Found Some Of The Answers In Eastern Religion. It Explained My Christianity To Me. Good And Evil Are The Same Thing. You Can't Have One Without The Other. It's The Balance, It's The Temperance Of Things.

For Years, I Just Did Not Like This Idea Of God, Church.

Why Go To A Church To Worship God? A Church Is Man Made. God Never Said, "and Let There Be Aluminum Siding." Climbing A Tree To Talk To God Sounds Like A Better Idea Since Only God Can Make A Tree. And If That Tree's On A Golf Course, All The Better.