I Like My Whisky Old And My

You Once Liked The Blissful Mobility, But Then You Wonder, Who's The Real You? And Who's The Chap On The Screen? You Know, I Catch Myself Acting Out My Life Like A Goddamn Script.

The Public Has Always Expected Me To Be A Playboy, And A Decent Chap Never Lets His Public Down.

If They Say I Am Inconsistent Let Them Say It, For It Is True, Because Inconsistency Is A Part Of Living

I Always See About Six Scuffles A Night When I Come To San Francisco. That's One Of The Town's Charms.

My Father Was Never Anti-anything In Our House.