I Like Looking Nice, But I Always

I'm Like The Opposite Of One Of Those Comedians Who's Funny On Stage And Depressed Behind Closed Doors . On Record, I Can Get Pretty Dark, But In Real Life I'm Very Carefree. But When I'm Happy, I Ain't Writing Songs, I'm Out Having A Laugh, Being In Love. I Wouldn't Have The Time. If I Ever Get Married, It'll Be 'darling, I Need A Divorce, It's Been Three Years, I've Got A Record To Write!'

I Don't Want People Confusing What It Is That I'm About. I Just Stand There And Sing. And I Don't Do Stunts Or Anything. If I Wanted To Do All That, I Don't Think I'd Get Away With It.

When I Want To Party, I Play Beyoncé's "crazy In Love." That's Always Been The Song That My Friends And I Get Ready To; Or Before I Go On A First Date, I Play It To Feel Sexy.

Americans Are Always Mortified When I Tell Them This, But In England, It's A Tradition To Put Your Plaques And Photographs And Awards And Gold Records And Stuff In Your Bathroom. I Don't Know Why.

Should I Give Up Or Should I Just Keep Chasing Pavement, Even If It Leads Nowhere?