A Drunk Tongue Is An Honest One

Sometimes My Songs Wander Off A Bit And Are Not Always Coherent.

I've Never Had A Problem With The Way I Look. I'd Rather Go For Lunch With My Friends Than Go To A Gym.

I'm Like The Opposite Of One Of Those Comedians Who's Funny On Stage And Depressed Behind Closed Doors . On Record, I Can Get Pretty Dark, But In Real Life I'm Very Carefree. But When I'm Happy, I Ain't Writing Songs, I'm Out Having A Laugh, Being In Love. I Wouldn't Have The Time. If I Ever Get Married, It'll Be 'darling, I Need A Divorce, It's Been Three Years, I've Got A Record To Write!'

I Was Adopting An Ethiopian Child, That's Not True. My House Was Haunted, That Wasn't True. God, There's Been So Many Rumours.

I Love A Card. You Know, Cards? At Birthdays? I Collect Them.