I Like Jesus, I Mean, I Think

I Wasn't The Best Student. I Wasn't Stupid, But I Wasn't Paying A Lot Of Attention.

I Went To See The 'spider-man' Movies Because My Wife Is A Fan, And So Are My Kids.

Once You Have A Firefighter In Your Family, Your Family And The Families From His Crew Become One Big Extended Family.

My Nieces And My Nephews Think The Only Thing That I Do Is 'ice Age.' That's Fine With Me Because Pretty Soon They'll Grow Up Enough To Realize That I Suck Or That My Time Has Passed, Whichever It Might Be.

Elvis And I Call Up Cadillac Dealerships All Night Long, Suckin' Down Ny Quil Stingers And Cheese. He Says, What The Hell's Lisa Marie Thinking With That Michael Jackson Crap?