I Like 'em Big. And Stupid. Don't

We Can All Agree That First Loves Can Be A Scary Thing, And That Growing Up Is Hard To Do.

I Like 'em Big. And Stupid. Don't Tell My Husband.

If You Give A Man A Fish He'll Eat For A Day, If You Teach A Man To Fish He'll Eat All The Fish You May Have Caught For Yourself

And I'm Going To Tell The Truth: I Didn't Like That Sean Penn Movie Into The Wild So Much. Yes! I Know It Was Critically Acclaimed. I Know It Won All These Awards! It's Very Sad That A Boy Is Dead And All. But I Thought The Movie Enchanted, With The Singing Princess And The Chipmunk And The People Dancing In Central Park, Was Cuter. So There!

She Hadn't Slain The Dragon. Not At All. She Hoped No One Ever Would.