I Like Definitive Things.

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I Think It's Funny To Be Delicate With Subjects That Are Explosive.

Everybody In New York City Knows There's Way More Cars Than Parking Spaces. You See Cars Driving In New York All Hours Of The Night. Its Like Musical Chairs Except Everybody Sat Down Around 1964.

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