I Like Definitive Things.

People Who Read The Tabloids Deserve To Be Lied To.

To Me A Lawyer Is Basically The Person That Knows The Rules Of The Country. We're All Throwing The Dice, Playing The Game, Moving Our Pieces Around The Board, But If There's A Problem, The Lawyer Is The Only Person That Has Actually Read The Inside Of The Top Of The Box.

I Wonder If Illiterate People Get The Full Effect Of Alphabet Soup?

Sometimes I Think More Creativity Is Put Into Muffin Recipes Than Into The Rest Of Society Combined.

Sometimes The Road Less Traveled Is Less Traveled For A Reason.