I Like Complicated Characters.

In My Sophomore Year, A Kid Told Me That The Secret To Getting Women Is To Play Really, Really Hard To Get. I Followed His Advice, And I Didn't Have So Much As A Date That Year.

I Was Always Explaining Why My Term Papers Were Never On Time. I Think That's Where I Got My Acting Training!

I Was 12 When My Parents Told Me We Were Moving To Lebanon. I Remember Thinking, 'leba-who?' I Had Absolutely No Concept Of The Place.

I'm Happy To Report That Everybody Whose Face I've Wanted To Punch On Earth Has Already Been Punched.

If A Woman Has One Cat, It Will Invariably Turn Into 20.