I Like Comedy As A Group Sport.

I Get Anxious. That Lovely Jewish Guilt That Comes With Ancestry.

The Thing You Can Do Better Than Anyone Else Is Love Your Children, Because They're Your Children.

I've Met People Who Are Baffled By Children, As Though They Were Never Children Themselves.

There Are Days When I Wonder Why My Mom Couldn't Be Here To See This.

Before I Had Children, I Was - Everything About My Life Was Devoted To "saturday Night Live."