I Have An Equal Opportunity Womb!

I've Met People Who Are Baffled By Children, As Though They Were Never Children Themselves.

I Think That People Who Don't Like Kids Are Awful People.

To Have Your Childhood Dream Realized Is A Really Big Deal.

I Never Thought I'd Get A Chance To Do What I'm Doing. It's Such A Dream.

You Don't Want To Be The First Person To Tell Your 5-year-old, Like, 'you're Going To Have A Life Filled With Disappointments And Letdowns - Enjoy!'