I Like Chris Rock. He's Dangerous.

When I Was A Little Kid At Home, I Thought The Whole World Was Jewish. For Years I Thought Roosevelt Was Jewish. I Loved Him. I Thought Of Him As My Father. I'm Always Stunned When I Find Out That People Like Roosevelt And Tolstoy Weren't Jewish. How Could I Love Them So Much?

Everything We Do In Life Is Based On Fear, Especially Love.

Every Human Being Has Hundreds Of Separate People Living Under His Skin. The Talent Of A Writer Is His Ability To Give Them Their Separate Names, Identities, Personalities And Have Them Relate To Other Characters Living With Him.

Not Only Should We Laugh About Hitler. We Must Laugh About Him. Especially In Berlin.

My Mother Is Very Short - Four-eleven. She Could Walk Under Tables And Never Hit Her Head.