I Like Chris Rock. He's Dangerous.

Tragedy Is When I Cut My Finger. Comedy Is When You Fall Into An Open Sewer And Die.

I Only Direct In Self-defense.

Look, I Don't Want To Wax Philosophic, But I Will Say That If You're Alive You've Got To Flap Your Arms And Legs, You've Got To Jump Around A Lot, For Life Is The Very Opposite Of Death, And Therefore You Must At Very Least Think Noisy And Colorfully, Or You're Not Alive.

Not Only Should We Laugh About Hitler. We Must Laugh About Him. Especially In Berlin.

Don’t Be Stupid, Be A Smarty / Come And Join The Nazi Party!