I Like Birds And Dogs. I'm Allergic

If My Life Wasn't Funny It Would Just Be True, And That Is Unacceptable.

I Probably Have More Male Friends That Talk About Us In A Way That Doesn't Thrill Me. I Sometimes Get A Bit Surprised When Females Talk Like That Around Men.

Saying You're An Alcoholic And An Addict Is Like Saying You're From Los Angeles And From California.

What Doesn't Kill Men Makes Them Stronger. What Doesn't Kill Women Makes Men Breakfast.

I Don't Know About Understood. I Think That Unless You Are Forced To Understand - Unless It Is An Issue Of Yours - You Wouldn't Bother To.