I Left My Fingerprints Somewhere - That's

America Is Not The World.

Yes I Have Had A Tan, Actually. I Went To Los Angeles And Got One There, But It Didn't Make It Back To Britain. You're Not Allowed To Come Through Customs With A Tan.

God, Come Down, If You're Really There - Well, You're The One Who Claims To Care!

Bring Me The Head Of Elton John . . . Which Is One Instance In Which Meat Would Not Be Murder, If It Were Served On A Plate.

Long Hair Is An Unpardonable Offense Which Should Be Punishable By Death.