I Learned Discipline From My Father. Not

The Problem With Romantic Comedies Is You Know The Ending By The Poster. So They're Not Movies You Can Keep Doing Over And Over Again Expect Satisfaction Somehow.

I Don't Get A Lot Of Romantic Comedy Scripts.

I Don't Know If You've Ever Had Insomnia, But It's A Really Terrible Feeling When It's Days And Weeks On End. It Was Kind Of Awful.

That Was My Earliest Maladaptive Coping Mechanism I Forged When I Was A Kid. I Found That My Fists Weren't Going To Do Any Significant Protective Work For Me, So My Mouth Was It. Making My Father Laugh Was A Way To Control Him.

Even If My Father Wasn't Speaking To Me, He Would Never, Ever Miss A Baseball Game.