I Laugh Like A Fool When I

I'm A Cotton-headed Ninny Muggins.

Members Of The Senate And House, If They Want To Send Troops Into War, Should Be Forced To Send A Family Member. That Would Really Make Everyone Stop And Go, 'ohhh-kaaay.'

I Hate When New Parents Ask Who The Baby Looks Like. It Was Born 15 Minutes Ago, It Looks Like A Potato

If No-one Comes From The Future To Stop Doing It, Then How Bad Of A Decision Can It Really Be?

I've Always Loved Watching The News On Tv. As A Kid, I Loved Watching Walter Cronkite, For Some Reason.