I Know When I'm Working I Seldom

Most Children Turn Out Badly Because They Have The Wrong Parental Image. This Doesn't Mean Their Parents Are Criminal. It Means They Are Boring And Cruel.

Experts Always Know Everything But The Fine Points. When I Took My Citizenship Exams, No One There Knew How The White House Came To Be Called The White House.

The Ceremony Took Six Minutes. The Marriage Lasted About The Same Amount Of Time Though We Didn't Get A Divorce For Almost A Year.

I Am Not Ashamed To Say That No Man I Ever Met Was My Father's Equal, And I Never Loved Any Other Man As Much.

If I Had My Way Everyone Would Have A Psychiatrist. When The Brain Is Sick And You Must Throw Up, You Do It By Being Purged In A Psychiatrist's Office.