I Know When I'm Working I Seldom

I'm Fifty-one Years Old, But I'm Not Through Yet. I Have Lived A Full Life, And Intend Packing In Quite A Lot More.

All Creative People Want To Do The Unexpected.

I Still Look Good, Though.

All A Woman Needs Is A Good Bath, Clean Clothes, And For Her Hair To Be Combed. These Things She Can Do Herself. I Very Seldom Go To The Hairdresser, But When I Do, I Just Marvel.

[suggesting Her Epitaph:] This Is Too Deep For Me.