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I Think Women Are Concerned Too Much With Their Clothes. Men Don't Really Care That Much About Women's Clothes. If They Like A Girl, Chances Are They'll Like Her Clothes.

Experts Always Know Everything But The Fine Points. When I Took My Citizenship Exams, No One There Knew How The White House Came To Be Called The White House.

It's Funny About Men And Women. Men Pay In Cash To Get Them And Pay In Cash To Get Rid Of Them. Women Pay Emotionally Coming And Going. Neither Has It Easy.

The Ladder Of Success In Hollywood Is Usually A Press Agent, Actor, Director, Producer, Leading Man; And You Are A Star If You Sleep With Each Of Them In That Order. Crude, But True.

Lawyers Know How To Take Isolated Complaints In A Divorce Case And Build Them Into One Big One.