I Know When I'm Bad, I Know

I've Never Danced Professionally As A Ballet Dancer, But All Of My Training Is Ballet, And I Am A Fosse Dancer.

I Don't See Myself As A Diva At All.

I Have The Greatest Picture Of Ted [danson]. That Was A Big Caper: There Was One Person [opening] The Door With A Butter Knife And Another Person Kicking The Door In So I Could Get A Photo. He's Decapitated, But Totally Nude. And He's Really Well-endowed.

Anything That I Do, I Try To Make It As Good As I Possibly Can.

I Made Jokes About Kissing Murphy Brown. But If That's What Cost Me My Job, My Wife Will Probably Say, "hey Asshole, I Told You So".