I Am A Very Complicated Person.

I Loved Jay Thomas As Eddie Lebec. But There Was A Point Where They [thought] Maybe We Would Live Together, And I Didn't Like The Idea Of Carla Being With Somebody Because That Would Make You Feel Like [you're] Not Part Of The People In The Bar.

When I Was Born, They Put Casts On My Legs 'cause I Had Some Kind Of Dysplasia Or Something. My Legs Were All Messed Up.

When You're A Dancer Who Is Injured, You Are At The Bottom Of The Food Chain. We Are So Replaceable.

I Made Jokes About Kissing Murphy Brown. But If That's What Cost Me My Job, My Wife Will Probably Say, "hey Asshole, I Told You So".

On The Rare Occasions I Go To The Gym, I Prefer Silence.