I Know It Sounds Odd, But I

I'm Sad For Adults Who Want To Be Children. And Children Who Want To Be Adults.

I Like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, Screw The Middle Man. Just A Tube Of Sugar... I'd Pour Two Of Those In A Big 12 Ounce Coke. And I'd Go Out To Catechism Class And Try To Concentrate On The Priest. I Saw Jesus Several Times. I Swear I Did.

To Get A Man's Attention, Just Stand In Front Of The Tv And Don't Move. He'll Talk To You. I Promise.

Be Wary Of Listening To Stories Secondhand.

I Think Women Like Ferraris. A Ferrari Is Everybody's Car.