I Know It Sounds Odd, But I

I Do A Lot Of Family Shows.

Men Are Liars. We'll Lie About Lying If We Have To. I'm An Algebra Liar. I Figure Two Good Lies Make A Positive.

When You're 6 Or 7, Your Father Becomes This Wonderful Presence In Your Life. I Really Responded To My Father. And Then, The Very Moment I Realized That I Loved Him Unconditionally, That Life Was Going To Be Great Just Because He Was In It, He Was Gone.

Can A Woodchuck Chuck Wood? Because The Question Is, "how Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Chuck If," So You Haven't Established Or Proved Without Any Shadow Of A Doubt That A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood. Frankly, I Believe That They Chew Wood. I Don't Think They Can Chuck Wood At All! I Take Offense To The Whole Chucking Question.

I Had A Very Easy Time Loving An Audience. But When It's One-on-one With Somebody, All I Wanted To Do Was Run Away, Because Maybe They're Going To Want Something From Me I Can't Give, Or They're Going To Hurt Me.