I Know I'm Fat And I Know

I Know I'm Fat And I Know My Hair Is Straight, But I Can Sing.

In Nearly All Ballads, The Words Set The Mood And Meaning, While The Music Intensifies Or Enhances Them.

My Singing Is Part Of Me, Like My Stoutness, Or My Light Hair, Or My Poor Eyesight.

Ice Cream Was My Undoing, And Six Chocolate Milk Shakes In A Row Were Nothing To Me At One Time.

I Love Animals To The Extent That My Home Is My Dog's Home! Which Means That Nothing Is Too Good For My Freckles-chairs, Couches, Beds. But I Do Draw The Line On Chipmunks Nibbling At My Table Linens, Bedding, Blankets, Etc.