I Know I'm Fat And I Know

After Several Months Of Probation Work, Standing On My Feet Some Ten To Twelve Hours A Day, I Decided That As A Nurse I Was A Pretty Good Entertainer.

I Am Continually Embarrassed By People Who Point Me Out As An Example Of What Can Be Done Without Training.

I Know I'm Fat And I Know My Hair Is Straight, But I Can Sing.

My Singing Is Part Of Me, Like My Stoutness, Or My Light Hair, Or My Poor Eyesight.

I Have Personally Believed In Every Product I Have Ever Advertised.