I Just Can't Read Music.

My Singing Is Part Of Me, Like My Stoutness, Or My Light Hair, Or My Poor Eyesight.

Every Small Town Has Its Dramatic Group, Its Barber-shop Quartet, Every Home Has Music In One Form Or Another.

I Have Always Examined Closely The Motives Of Any Group For Which I Am Asked To Raise Money.

I Just Can't Read Music.

Ice Cream Was My Undoing, And Six Chocolate Milk Shakes In A Row Were Nothing To Me At One Time.