I Know If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't

By The Time We Get To Church, I Need Church Cuz I've Been Yelled At By Everyone In The Family.

If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective Because A Cop Always Brings You Home, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Hood And One Door Are A Different Color From The Rest Of Your Car.

If Men Have A Smell It's Usually An Accident.

We Probably Stagnate Our Children's Emotional Growth By Not Letting Them Have Some Separation From Us.