I Know If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have To Go Outside To Get Something Out Of The Fridge.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Receptionist Checks The Rat Traps At Your Place Of Business.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Primary Source Of Income Is The Pawn Shop.

You Might Be A Redneck If Taking Your Wife On A Cruise Means Circling The Dairy Queen.

If You Think A Quaterhorse Is That Ride In Front Of Kmart.. You Might Be A Rednneck