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I Try Not To Get Political, I Don't Want To Get Religious, I Don't Want To Get Controversial, I Just Want To Have A Show That Relates To Everybody.

I Just Like The Little Mermaid Cartoon. Say What You Want. I Have A Fish Tank, It's A Long Story. I Have A Fascination With The Ocean, And You Put A Hot Chick In There, It Just Adds More To It! I Liked The Little Mermaid. It's A Cool Movie. It's One Of Those I Watch Over And Over Again.

My Material Never Comes Out Verbatim Every Time. I Always Tweak In A Line, Or Tweak Away A Line, Gain A Couple Tags Or Lose A Couple Tags. The Timing Is Always Off.

I Found That Laughter Was A Form Of Acceptance, And I Really Enjoyed That And I Just - I Crave It.

I'm A Big Guy, But I'm Really Simple With The Food. I'll Hit The In-n-out Or Just The Regular Buffets.