I Know Enough Football To Know That's

Hanging Out With Comics, All They Did Was Make Fun Of Me.

Kids, Man, They're Way Too Honest. They're Like Mini-alcoholics.

I Was Not The Popular Kid In School.

When You're A Comedian, The Holy Grail Is An Hour Long Hbo Special.

I'm A Comedian Who Happens To Be Latino. What's The Difference? The Difference Is, My Special Will Air On Comedy Central, Not Telemundo.