I Knew It, I Just Knew It!

I'd Rather Dig A Ditch Than Go To A Dinner Party With People I Don't Know.

Political Correctness Is A Minefield

The Best Anyone Can Do Is Breathe In, Breathe Out And Wait For It To Pass.

Minsk! How Pissed-off That Sounded! It Was Great. You Could Scare The Bejayzus Out Of Someone If You Said It Right.

So I'm Back Again To The Eternal Question, The One That Has Plagued Me All My Life: How Do Other People Do It? How Come They Were Given Life's Rule Book And I Missed Out? Where Was I When God Was Dispensing Capability And Cop On? Looking At Shoes, Probably.