I Keep Looking For Things I Haven't

I'm Always Being Asked To Play Roles Or Characters That I Don't Really Resemble.

Books Make Great Gifts Because They're Something You Love That You Can Share.

I Gave Up Shame A Long Time Ago.

I'm A Fun Father, But Not A Good Father. The Hard Decisions Always Went To My Wife

I'm A Con Artist In That I'm An Actor. I Make People Believe Something Is Real When They Know Perfectly Well It Isn't.