I Keep Eating For Fear I Will

Deconstruction Glorifies The Critic, Humiliates The Author, And Makes The Reader Wonder Why He Bothered.

Lovers' Quarrels Are Not Generally About Money. Divorce Cases Generally Are.

Self-congratulation Pleases Only The Speaker.

My Young Friend Supposes His Ingenuousness Is Merely A Ruse.

Health Can Be Squandered, But Not Stored Up.