I Just Want Your Body, Sheeba, I

How Old Are You? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks Security Guard] Is Seventeen Legal?

She Gets A Hundred For Her Body And A Nickel For Her Soul.

I'm Not Crazy About Country-western Music. But The Lyrics Are Good. "i'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy" Is Pretty Clever.

If You Get Earaches, I'd Turn My Volume Down A Notch Or Two For You. Cause I Will Do Anything For You.

I'm Eighteen, And I Don't Know What I Want.