I Just Want To Be Able To

When You're In A Competitive Environment, Always Give Out The Impression That You Don't Care. It Makes People Want You More. If You Act Desperate, It's Over. I Think A Passive Attitude Is Helpful. It Comes Naturally Because I'm Lazy.

You Definitely Meet A Lot Of Extremely Powerful, Successful, Wealthy People In Hollywood Who Are Extremely Miserable.

Now '90210' Is Returning With An All-new Cast Of Slightly More Plausible Teens. I'll Be Honest: I Wish The Old Cast Was Back. Ideally, This Spin-off Would Be An Ice Storm-esque Exploration Of The West Beverly Gang's Bleak Adult Lives.

He Is The Cheese To My Macaroni.

Of Course, The Strippers Also Take Pains Not To Appear Too Innocent, Valorous, Or Bookishly Inclined. (in Direct Opposition To The Swayze Mandate Of 1987, Everybody Puts Baby In A Goddamn Corner.)