I Just Think That The Media Is

I Take My Dog Tinkerbell Seriously. I Take My Job Seriously. But I Don't Take Myself All That Seriously.

My Advice To Sarah Palin Is, You've Got A Hot Bod; Don't Keep It To Yourself. Why Wear A Pantsuit When You Can Wear A Swimsuit?

[when A John Mccain Political Campaign Video That Used Her Image] That Wrinkly White-haired Guy Used Me In His Campaign Ad, Which Means I'm Running For President. So Thanks For The Endorsement White-haired Dude, And I Want America To Know I'm Like, Totally Ready To Lead.

I Don't Want To Be Known As The Granddaughter Of The Hiltons. I Want To Be Known As Paris.

There's Nobody In The World Like Me. I Think Every Decade Has An Iconic Blonde, Like Marilyn Monroe Or Princess Diana And, Right Now, I'm That Icon.