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The G.o.p. Is Desperately Seeking Someone Who Can Save The Party From The Fate Of Nominating Mitt Romney. But Every Time A Non-mitt Throws His Hat In The Ring, The Hat Explodes.

Now My Poor Hometown Is Being Castigated As The Center Of An Irs Scandal. Humble Workers At The Cincinnati Office Targeted Tea Party Groups And Other Conservative Organizations For Special Scrutiny When Those Groups Applied For Tax-exempt Status. There's No Conceivable Excuse For That. It Was Deeply, Deeply Wrong.

You Reduce Illegal Immigration By Making It Harder To Get Jobs Here, Or Easier To Get Jobs South Of The Border. This Idea That We Can't Pass An Immigration Law Until We Hit Some Imaginary Security Target Is Just A Way To Derail Reform.

You Know, I Really Miss Sex Scandals. They're Generally Colorful. They Almost Never Mean Anything Over The Long Run. And While They're Going On, The People Who Actually Keep The Government Running Are Let Alone To Go About Their Business. Good Old Sex Scandals.

When The Simple Word Processors Came In, Writing Became Crisper, Less Dense - Just Because Of The Way We Could Instantly Edit On The Screen. Now The Ability To Mash Up Words And Pictures And Links And Songs And Tweets Is What Matters. I Can't Imagine What Writing Will Be Like In 2154.