I Just Love It When I Hear

Why Is There Such Controversy About Drug Testing? I Know Plenty Of Guys Who'd Be Willing To Test Any Drug They Can Come Up With.

Why Do Croutons Come In Airtight Packages? It's Just Stale Bread To Begin With.

I Saw Danny Kaye In A Movie, And He Was Doing Voices And Faces On That Big, Big Screen And Making Whole Audiences Laugh. It Was Just An Instant Hookup.

My Tombstone? I'm Thinking Something Along The Lines Of, 'geez, He Was Just Here A Minute Ago.'

Not Only Do I Not Know What's Going On, I Wouldn't Know What To Do About It If I Did.