You Can't Be As Old As I

A Dollar Won Is Twice As Sweet As A Dollar Earned.

The Embarrassing Thing Is That My Salad Dressing Is Out-grossing My Films.

I Can Eat Fifty Eggs.

A Rebel Is A Nonconformist Who Is Constantly Saying No, And I'm Not That. I'm A Conformist And I Believe In Progress, And You Can't Make Much Progress By Saying No All The Time. A Rebel Is Destructive. I Know I Have Something Constructive To Offer.

For Those Of You Who Like To Scarf Your Popcorn In The Sack, The Good News Is That Newman's Own Contains An Aphrodisiac.