I Just Hope I Don't Become So

Rather Be Dead Than Cool.

I Will Get Stoned And Worship Satan.

I'll Be The First To Admit That We're The 90's Version Of Cheap Trick Or The Knack...

You Know What I Hate About Rock? I Hate Tie-dyed Tee Shirts. I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee Shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.

America May Be The Land Of The Free, But There Are Definitely More Ignorant People There. Most Of The Population Are Semi-retarded.