I Just Hope I Don't Become So

Live Music Is The Most Primal Form Of Energy Release You Can Share With Other People Besides Having Sex Or Taking Drugs.

I Won't Eat Anything Green.

I’m Not Going To Say A Damn Word About It Being Tough; I’m Having The Best Time Of My Life!

I Thought I Would Try To Be Gay For A While, But I'm Just More Sexually Attracted To Women. But I'm Really Glad That I Found A Few Gay Friends, Because It Totally Saved Me From Becoming A Monk Or Something.

I'm Thought Of As This Pissy, Complaining, Freaked-out Schizophrenic Who Wants To Kill Himself All The Time.