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In New York, There Are So Many Potholes, They're Like Craters On The Moon. That's Another Traffic Thing.

Success Is.... Happiness. Is That Too Deepak Chopra?

The Tsa's Airport Body Scanners Have Been Shown To Be So Ineffective, The Homeland Security Chairman Suggested Using Traditional Metal Detectors. While Laguardia Will Continue To Just Have A Scarecrow Dressed As A Cop.

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