I Just Have A Real Problem With

I Didn't Cry When I Left Free-booting, Smash-and-grab Papers That Would Have Appeared To Be Far More Natural Homes For Me And, At The Risk Of Being Vulgar, Paid Far Better For My Services.

It Has Been Said That A Pretty Face Is A Passport. But It's Not, It's A Visa, And It Runs Out Fast.

It May Be A Cliché, But It's True - The Build-up To Christmas Is So Much More Pleasurable Than The Actual Day Itself.

Rachel Cusk's Books Are Like Pop-up Volumes For Grown-ups, The Prose Springing Out Of The Page To Bop You Neatly Between The Eyes With Its Insights.

Sex, On The Whole, Was Meant To Be Short, Nasty And Brutish. If What You Want Is Cuddling, You Should Buy A Puppy.