I Just Hate Meetings.

We Let Off A Dungbomb In The Corridor And It Upset Him For Some Reason—" "so He Hauled Us Off To His Office And Started Threatening Us With The Usual—" "—detention—" "—disembowelment—

So Why In The Name Of Merlin’s Saggy Left —” “don’t Talk To Your Mother Like That.

I Can't Give A Professor Love!

All We Do Is Read The Stupid Textbook," Said Ron.

Well, I Can Certainly See Why We're Trying To Keep Them Alive. Who Wouldn't Want Pets That Can Burn, Sting, And Bite All At Once?