I Just Hate Meetings.

Books Are Like Mirrors: If A Fool Looks In, You Cannot Expect A Genius To Look Out.

I Remember The First Time I Heard A Teenager Say 'lol.' Just What? But It Means 'laugh.' Why Don't You Just Laugh? What Are You Doing?

Do I Look Stupid?" Snarled Uncle Vernon, A Bit Of Fried Egg Dangling From His Bushy Mustache.

Authority Figures Always Attract Trouble

Wit Beyond Measure Is A Man's Greatest Treasure.