I Just Don't See How Anyone Can

I'm Not Lazy, I Drive Everywhere Myself, The Dog Could've Learned Something From Me.

Honestly, The Only Way Garden State Could Have Been Better Was If I Played Every Character. I'm Awesome.

You Want To Know The Secret Of My Success? Let Me Tell You About Eugenics.

I Mean, Some People Accuse Me Of Being Racist. I'm Totally Not, I'm Just Better Than Everybody Else.

People Keep Asking Me Whether I'm Going To Vote For Obama Or Mccain In The Election. But I'm Like, Why Bother? There Will Never Be Another Leader As Good As He Was.