A Bull In Just About Any Shop

I Love Children. I'm Embarrassingly Baby-crazy.

I Don't Compromise. I Only Do The Stuff I Want To Do.

We Need To Stop Telling Girls They Can Be Anything They Want When They Grow Up. Because It Would Have Never Occurred To Them That They Couldn't.

When You're A Comic, It's Like Being Born Gay. It's What You Want To Do Every Night When Your Other Friends Are Out At Night Going To Parties.

I Just Look Like A Transvestite When I Try To Dress Up. There's No Place To Hide My Balls.