A Bull In Just About Any Shop

In The Big Picture, Life Has A Gap In It. It Just Does. You Don't Go Crazy Trying To Fill It.

I Don't Care If You Think I'm Racist. I Just Want You To Think I'm Thin.

Nothing Is Taboo If You Have An Angle On It. That Said, Critiquing Women's Human Shells Isn't My Thang. Though There's Probably Something Funny Or Interesting To Be Said About Those Who Do It, And What That Comes From.

My Dad Was A Bedwetter; I Think His Dad Was A Bedwetter. I Like To Talk About It Because It's Something That I Thought Would Be My Deepest, Darkest Secret My Whole Life, And Then You Become An Adult, And It's Not.

I Don't Really Like Saying "the Gays"... I'm Not Sure Why. I Suppose I Say "the Jews." But I Don't Say "the Blacks." I Guess Because I'm A Jew For All Intents And Purposes And To Group People Together Of Which I Am Not One In Such A Casual Way Feels Disrespectful.