A Bull In Just About Any Shop

I Don't Like People Whose Job It Isn't To Be Funny, To Tell Me What Is And Isn't Funny.

I Just Think Of Myself As A Comedian, Really.

In The Big Picture, Life Has A Gap In It. It Just Does. You Don't Go Crazy Trying To Fill It.

When I Was 17, I Read A Profile Of Carol Leifer. Since Then, I Wanted To Be Her. I Still Want To Be Her.

I Commend You On All You've Done For Peta, Wrestling The One-eyed Trouser Snake With Your Bare Hands, Gently Cuddling It In Your Arms, And Nurturing It Back To Health.