I Just Don't Believe In Love At

The Only Reason My Work Seems To Be Eclectic Up To A Certain Period Is Because I Was A Failure As An Actor.

I Had Courtney Love's Left Bosom Out Of Her Dress On My Plate In Front Of Me. It Was Extraordinary. I Didn't Know Where To Look.

My Grandmother Was Utterly Convinced I'd Wind Up As The Archbishop Of Canterbury. And, To Be Honest, I've Never Entirely Ruled It Out.

Basically, My Life Is So Boring, It's Embarrassing.

At Home, I Hardly Ever Leave London. I Don't Like The Countryside In England.