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And Film Acting Is Incredibly Tedious, Just By Its Nature. It's Incredibly, Mind Numbingly Slow.

My Dad Used To Have To Open The Second Bottle Of Wine In The Loo In Case Mum Heard The Cork Coming Out.

My Grandmother Was Utterly Convinced I'd Wind Up As The Archbishop Of Canterbury. And, To Be Honest, I've Never Entirely Ruled It Out.

But When You're A Celebrity, You Discover That You're No Longer The Pursuer, But The One Being Pursued. That's One Of The Disappointments I Have Had Since Becoming A Single Man.

The Only Reason My Work Seems To Be Eclectic Up To A Certain Period Is Because I Was A Failure As An Actor.