I Just Can't Seem To Make Myself

I Read Books More Than I Go Out.

I Feel The Most Pulled Together When I'm Going For The Tomboyish Thing.

I Read Some Article Where Reese Witherspoon Said, "if You're Not Yelling At Your Kids, You're Not Spending Enough Time With Them." It Made Me Feel So Much Better.

I've Had A Little Bad, Bad Media Luck The New Year. Well, Apparently I'm Dating Bill Clinton, Which Makes Me Nervous. I Didn't Know, Though.

Children Are Like Crazy, Drunken Small People In Your House.