I Hope People Don't Think I'm Crazy,

I'm Not Expecting The American Literary Community To Welcome Me With Open Arms. To Them I'm Just Some Schmuck Kid Who Wrote Some Book.

I Did 14 Movies In Six Years, I Had A Cartoon Tv Show, And I Don't Want To Do That Again. I Just Want To Make Unique Pieces Of Art. That's Why I Quit Everything When I Was 14 And Sat Around For Eight Years Before I Did Another Movie.

After Seeing 'big,' I Wanted An Elevator That Opened Directly Into My Apartment, Just Like Tom Hanks Did.

I'm Doing Naughty Things, I'm Drinking Too Much, I'm Going To Clubs. It Really Didn't Matter To Me, Other Than The Fact That Some Parents Wouldn't Let Their Kids Hang Out With Me.

Math Is One Of My Favorite Subjects.