I Hope My Own Children Never Have

The Democrats Just Want To Ram It Down My Ear With A Victory

I Can't Ever Remember Sitting Around And Saying, 'gosh Let's Hurry Up And Get These Debates Going, That'll Win It For Me.' Nope.

We're Going To Keep Trying To Strengthen The American Family, To Make Them More Like The Waltons And Less Like The Simpsons.

In Crucial Things, Unity. In Important Things, Diversity. In All Things, Generosity.

There Are Truckloads Of Broccoli At This Very Minute Descending On Washington. My Family Is Divided. For The Broccoli Vote Out There: Barbara Loves Broccoli. She Has Tried To Make Me Eat It. She Eats It All The Time Herself. So She Can Go Out And Meet The Caravan Of Broccoli That's Coming In.