I Hear This All The Time: 'obama's

I'm Not Defending What Cory Booker Said. I'm Saying I Understand Why He Has To Kiss The Asses Of The Rich People On Wall Street, Because There's No Other Way To Keep His City Afloat.

Religion, To Me, Is A Bureaucracy Between Man And God That I Don't Need.

The Comedy Gods Are Smiling On Me Tonight.

Don't Wear Bacon Cologne. If You Put On...you Know What? Screw It. Wear It. If You Are The Type Of Guy Who Is Tempted To Wear Bacon Cologne, It's Not Like You Could Get Laid Any Less.

The Answer Isn't Another Pill. The Answer Is Spinach.