I Haven't Found Anywhere In The World

When You Hear Someone From The Very North Of Scotland Speaking, I Think Its Nice, Very Musical And Harmonious.

The Irish Seem To Have More Fire About Them Than The Scots.

I Met My Wife Through Playing Golf. She Is French And Couldn't Speak English And I Couldn't Speak French, So There Was Little Chance Of Us Getting Involved In Any Boring Conversations - That's Why We Got Married Really Quickly.

I've Never Kept A Record Of Anything. I Gave Away Everything: All The Posters, The Memorabilia That Would Have Been Helpful - And Financially Rewarding.

I Admit I'm Being Paid Well, But It's No More Than I Deserve. After All, I've Been Screwed More Times Than A Hooker.